Draco or Draco, or maybe Draco?

Quel Draco êtes vous?

Voici le test en anglais.

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Pareil...

You have many varieties. You may be paired with Harry ( plutôt mourir ! ), Ron ( fuck yeah ! ), or even Snape ( why not ? ). It is hardly ever a problem that you're gay, only that your crush is supposed to be your enemy (or your teacher). You are sometimes tormented by your feelings, moping until something happens to force you and your crush together. Other times, you are extraordinarily open about it, teasing the boy of your affections until he finally comes out (bad pun) of his shell and says that he likes you too. Once you and your crush get together, you are sweet and affectionate, but bitchy enough to stay in character. You are nearly every HP slash fan's favorite. Explains the long description here, doesn't it?

Zut, comment j'ai fait ça, moi Oo

You, as the original Draco from the books, are snotty, immature, and jealous. You are obsessed with what your father thinks. You hate Harry, his friends, basically all Gryffindors, and all Muggle-borns. You are paired up with Pansy Parkinson. Lucky you. You're pretty much not found anywhere except the books, because...damn. You have little to no redeeming qualities.

Me pose pas trop de soucis, j'aime les totals in character... mais euh... PANSY ? oO Elle est passée où, Asturia ? Asturia ? Mon amour, reviiiient, pas le bouledogue, pitié !

Oh, et les réponses de fluffy draco m'ont fait mourir de rire xD

J’imagine que ça date d’avant le T7, et que c’est pour ça qu’on ne parle pas d’Astoria…

C’est vrai que Pansy, ça craint…Mais je pense que dans toutes les propositions, canon et slashy étaient les meilleurs, si on regarde les autres :

Evil Draco ---> gros vilain pire que Lucius et Voldy et conard intersidéral

Angsty Draco ---> ok, j’aime les Draco tourmentés, mais il y a des limites, et les Draco battus par Lucius en sont une…

Slut Draco---> alias Gary-Stu fusionné avec Rocco

Leatherpants Draco---> dramioneux, Ron-basheur et garystuesque

Fluffy Draco--->au pays de Candy comme dans tous les pays…

C'est marrant, Fluffy, j'aurais presque adapté en 'Au pays de Mary, comme dans tout les pays... parce que si ça, c'est pas le Draco du Self Insert... ^^

"You have many varieties. You may be paired with Harry, Ron, or even Snape. It is hardly ever a problem that you're gay, only that your crush is supposed to be your enemy (or your teacher). You are sometimes tormented by your feelings, moping until something happens to force you and your crush together. Other times, you are extraordinarily open about it, teasing the boy of your affections until he finally comes out (bad pun) of his shell and says that he likes you too. Once you and your crush get together, you are sweet and affectionate, but bitchy enough to stay in character. You are nearly every HP slash fan's favorite. Explains the long description here, doesn't it?"

... Oo'
J'en apprendrais tous les jours.
xD

Sob. Cry. Sniffle. You lead an awful existence, tortured by those such as your father, your House, Harry, Voldemort, Snape, and the list goes on. Often going hand in hand with Slashy!Draco, you are usually paired up with either Harry or (ew) Lucius. Sometimes suicidal, sometimes just very fond of how blood looks on your pale skin, you bitch and whine throughout the whole story. How depressing.

Bon, c'est toujours moi qui tombe sur les trucs comme ça ^^"

Harry et Lucius...aaark, c'est vrai que je te plains là...

Tiens, voilà un petit Ron pour te remonter le moral:

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